It’s inevitable that we will all die… old age, health reasons, accidents… no one escapes physical death.
I saw this link to a DEATH CALCUALTOR at Brenton’s site… who knows how accurate this is. I ran the calculations a few times in hopes that a “favorable” death situation would turn up — no chance, but the last one has really got me sacred…
Pete: At age 100, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.
Pete: At age 34, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol.
Pete: At age 96, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!
Pete: At age 90, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
[Romans 8:38-39 [+/-]]
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